Kelly Smiles

starting-to-feel-just-right:

1hat3u:

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

(via ugly)

methfall:

2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

(via hotboyproblems)

sapphicaspiewitch:

drkkn:

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

me, cooking a three course meal at 2am: bedtime snack

(via spongebobssquarepants)

mement0mori:

noo-raah:

good things will happen

bitch when

(via luckolas)

childservices:

Honey, I contoured the kids

(via highcutie)

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

(via civilwhore)

(via bestfunny)

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

(via laughcentre)

itsagifnotagif:

Anyone rich who follows me and wants to pay my university fees just hmu 

(via itsagifnotagif)

nick-avallone:

me: *sees a 150lb dog*

me: awww da little puppyyy

(via hotboyproblems)